the reason i say this is that i spent a night with a cheap hooker the other night,and although we didnt have full sex my fingers did…now my index finger on my right hand looks like a pickled gerkin…i work as a chef for a living and my workmates are asking questions and so is my boss.i told them i trapped it in a vice ……..which aint far from the truth…if my wife finds out i got genital fingers im a dead man……does anyone also know of good excuses for your index finger looking like a penis with warts on it
Yeah i bet you can get those on your fingers. I know herpes like herpes simplex can be transmitted to other parts of the body other than the mucous part (lips ect.)Like it can grow and get on you cheek and chin and stuff. That's why if you get a cold sore they recommend for you not to touch it. I bet the same apply to warts. I mean …It called genital warts because they are warts in the genitals….i guess you have dactyl warts or something. i'd see a physician just incase…..and you should probably tell you wife for her own protection …
To the answerer above, cold sores and mouth herpes are caused by Herpes Simplex I, while genital Herpes is Herpes Simplex II, two very different viruses. Anyway, Herpies and warts are two separate STD's. I believe genital warts are bacterial instead of viral, but I dont quite remember.
To the questioner: I do indeed believe you have genital warts on your finger, since there really is no other explanation for it. if there are any other activities which you may have been involved in, then it could be an IgE mediated allergic reaction (Type I hypersensitivity). given the situation, I would be led to believe otherwise.
In my opinion, you deserve it. You deserve that ugly, disgusting finger as a token of your unfaithfulness. You deserve for your wife to find out, after all, why would it matter to you? Obviously she doesnt matter if you choose to cheat on her. You deserve every ounce of shame resulting from that diseased finger as it gives you. hopefully, the shame involved is great. I have no sympathy for people like you.
Its possible, but not likely.
Why don't you just see a doc?
yes u can get it like that i have herpes but i didnt sleep around to get it i was raped! when people get married it means you to be loyal to her or him! you are on your own with the excuses on how to cover what u did! you need to get tested before you go back to work and give it to someone! you need to also tell your wife!!!!! i am only 17 and i am discusted at what u did! but i guess it goes to show most all guys are all dogs!!!! why don't u do some research on herpes
This is possibly whats known as poetic justice. I hope that the warts are causing you some pain and that your wife starts asking questions so that she can find out who she's really married too.
And don't you DARE touch your wife with that hand, she doesn't deserve warts as well as being married to a piece of filth like you.
IT'S POSSIBLE TO GET GENITAL WARTS ON YOUR FINGURE, BUT THAN I WOULD HAVE TO SAY IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR MESSING AROUND BEHIND YOUR WIFES BACK. REMIND ME NOT TO EAT AT YOUR RESTAURANT WHEN YOU ARE WORKING, I WOULDN'T WANT TO GET WARTS FROM YOU. IF I WAS YOUR WIFE, I WOULD MAKE SURE YOU WERE A DEAD MAN AND MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE.
Any body part that comes in contact with a wart can cause the disease to spread to it. I guess you're learning your lesson. U shouldn't have been messing around on your wife. But I would go to the doctor though cause normally that type of disease takes at least 3 months or longer to appear on the skin. It may be something else or just a general wart. go get it checked out
No .It may be some infection.see doctor immediately
how far did you go?
sorry mate…. but thats just bloody funny
cant give you a serious answer cos the tears in my eyes from laughter forbid it.
Damn… Billy Connoly couldnt have done better
you sick ,nasty, and pathetic you got a wife man!
here's a whole blog filled with information on genital warts. Hope it helps:)
cure-genital-warts.blogspot.com/
you should be shot in the face for what you did.
preparing food with wart fingers.
you make me sick.
what's worse is you probably gave your family the sickness as well.
CAN'T ……….STOP……LAUGHING!!!!!!
GUESS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE!
OBJECTIVE: to determine whether patients with genital warts carry human papillomavirus (HPV) DNA on their fingers. METHODS: 14 men and eight women with genital warts had cytobrush samples taken from genital lesions, finger tips, and tips of finger nails. Samples were examined for the presence of HPV DNA by the polymerase chain reaction. RESULTS: HPV DNA was detected in all female genital samples and in 13/14 male genital samples. HPV DNA was detected in the finger brush samples of three women and nine men. The same HPV type was identified in genital and hand samples in one woman and five men. CONCLUSION: this study has identified hand carriage of genital HPV types in patients with genital warts. Although sexual intercourse is considered the usual mode of transmitting genital HPV infection, our findings raise the possibility of transmission by finger-genital contact
You can get infections transmitted to other body parts. suggest that you take care not to spread it any more and get treatment now. You can pass it on you know, so do the resposible thing and get it checked out. you may have to tell someone else too cos they could have it. ITS NOT FAIR IF YOU DONT WARN THEM!!
u shouldnt have cheated on y didnt u just have sex with ur wife therefore u would know what she has and doesnt have and u probaly wouldnt get genital warts if u had
SEX WITH UR OWN WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duuuude. so not smart.
you know this is what you get, no better for you, i hope like hell that (or those) warts don't go away especially if you have a wife, you roll around with dirt then you get dirty, i hope your finger rots off, let me know where you work so i wont, i repeat wont come and eat there!!!
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